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Eye ShadowSharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again. 
Feeling RuffSorry to hear you are feeling ruff... Get well soon. 
Breaking NewsJohn's dad had just broken the news... ...he was going to be a Portsmouth fan! 
Own TeethReg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth. 
Football or ShoppingOnly one thing could possibly be worse than this thought Mike... ...watching Sheffield United! 
JoanneJoanne felt that working from home had its advantages. 
Ecstatic SupporterDave was ecstatic! Portsmouth had won a throw in! 
Look This Good'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?' 
Excited SupporterNigel's doctor told him to avoid any unnecessary excitement... so he started supporting Ipswich! 
PeterPeter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back. 
Happy Go luckyThe boss was his usual happy go lucky self. 
Quiet ContemplationAfter some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing! 
Listen IntentlyGeorge listened intently to his wife's every word. 
DarrenDarren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side. 
SteveFor the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues. 
WatchingWatching Carlisle is enough to turn anyone to drink! 
Chocolate LoverWho needs men?! 
Ecstatic SupporterGeorge was ecstatic! Brentford had won a throw in! 
AndrewAndrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again. 
Does My Bum Look Big'Tell me honestly... does my bum look big in this?' 
Second HelpingsHilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae. 
Facial HairAnother year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair. 
RichardRichard was a little over-protective about his stapler. 
Rum and CokeAfter four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys. 
KevinKevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations 
RelocationBruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia. 
DaveDave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines. 
GeorgeDeep down George knew the meeting could have gone better. 
Football or ShoppingOnly one thing could possibly be worse than this thought Dave... ...watching Oldham Athletic! 
Loyal SupporterPete was delighted that the other Oldham Athletic fan was already here! 
Excited SupporterSteve's doctor told him to avoid any unnecessary excitement... so he started supporting Charlton! 
Donkey Centre HalfDarren wasn't too sure about Leicester's new centre half! 
Bad Hair DayEveryone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story. 
Horror MovieWas George watching a horror movie? An international catastrophe? No it was worse... ...he was watching Rochdale! 
Contact LensesShe wondered if it was time to consider contact lenses. 
JohnJohn knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs. 
School TeacherMr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B. 
Breaking NewsBilly's dad had just broken the news... ...he was going to be a Charlton fan! 
Thats Funny'I suppose you think that's funny' he sighed. 
You ain't seen meYou ain't seen me, right? Happy Birthday 
Horror MovieWas George watching a horror movie? An international catastrophe? No it was worse... ...he was watching Rochdale! 
Director of FootballSure... Charlie, Everton's new coach was inexperienced. But at least he was cheap! 
SimonSmoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced. 
GlastonburyAfter three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave. 
JamesJames had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off. 
Donkey Centre HalfGary wasn't too sure about Middlesbrough's new centre half! 
AlanAlan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow 
PaulaPaula was admired for her tact and diplomacy. 
NigelSure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining. 
ClaireClaire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy. 
TinaTina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise. 
NeilNeil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home. 
Fat LipsShelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections. 
HelenHelen had solved "the boss problem" now....where to hide the body? 
BrianFor Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough. 
Too Many EspressosTim wondered if he'd had too many espressos! 
WatchingWatching Stoke City is enough to turn anyone to drink! 
Director of FootballSure... Eddie, Brentford's new coach was inexperienced. But at least he was cheap! 
Snack Attack"Well", thought Debbie, "it has been half an hour since breakfast." 
DriviesHer owner might want to walk everywhere for 'fitness' reasons... ..but that didn't mean she had to! 
Ginger and BaldWhich ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald. 
Last Minute PenaltyWould you believe it... a last minute penalty to United! |
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